Can’t draw, will draw
I can’t draw. That’s the long and short of it. ‘Everyone can draw’, of course. The empowering mantra of art teachers and Tony Hart is factually correct. But, at the same time, these yay-sayers know full well what the rest of us mean when we say that we can’t draw. We don’t have the finely-nuanced [...]
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Fuck me, I’m not famous I’m resigned, reader. I accept now what I have been fighting desperately through December: despite a few choice bribes, and levels of self-aggrandisement that would make Katie Price wince, I’m unlikely to make it big in 2011. And so to 2012, stretched out before me like freshly-starched Egyptian cotton. I [...]
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